Once,The Pope,Obama & George Bush were on an airplane.The Pope was in a good mood so he threw $100 out the airplane to make someone happy.Then George Bush Shoved The Pope out of his way and threw 2 $100 notes out the the airplane

"You're such a failure"said Bush to the Pope "today i made 2 people happy!""and staring at the 2 of them declared "BEAT THAT!"

So Obama threw Bush out the airplane and made evryone happy!