one day George.W.Bush meets the queen of England.There he asks her what her secret to success was."simple,I like to surround myself with intelligent people.
To which Bush replies"how do you if someone is intelligent or not?"
"easy,watch this"says the queen and she picks up the phone and calls Tony Blair
"Tony,you're mother gives birth to a child,its not your brother or your sister,who is it?"
Tony Blair replies"me,of course.
The queen smiles at Bush and he decides to try it out.
Back in America Bush calls the head of the pentagon and asks"You're mother gives birth to a child,its not your brother or your sister,who is it?"
he does not know the answer so he calls the entire board of the pentagon to discuss any logical scientific answer but they find none.
out of desperation he calls Kofi Anand and asks"You're mother gives birth to a child,its not your brother or your sister,who is it?"
Kofi says"simple,its me".
so the head of the pentagon calls Bush and tells him he's found the answer
"Its Kofi Anand!"
Bush replies"WRONG,ITS TONY BLAIR YOU IDIOT!"